The Good Old Naughty Days (by all means)

The Good Old Naughty Days (French title: Polissons et galipettes – “Rascals and somersaults”), released in 2002, is a compilation from over 300 recently discovered film clips from silent hardcore pornographic films made between 1905 and 1930, re-edited by director Michel Reilhac, with a new soundtrack by Eric Le Guen. Most of the films were made in France and were intended to be shown in brothels. The collection also includes a pornographic animation from the United States, Eveready Harton in Buried Treasure, made by unknown artists in or around 1928 and never theatrically released before.

Themes covered include pornographic adaptations of classics such as Madame Butterfly, precursors of pornography clichés such as the encounter between the “musketeer” and the milkmaid, stock characters such as lascivious nuns and priests, and footage showing bestiality (sexual acts with animals), which according to the film-maker Michel Reilhac shows that “the modern porn industry did not invent anything – everything had already been filmed by our great-grandparents.”

At the time of its release (2003) it was the first R18 film to be rated for display in cinemas in the United Kingdom for over ten years, despite its contents, partly due to its ‘classic’ style and age and as “historical footage”. (Wikipedia)

Polissons et Galipettes – xHamster.com_xvid

Polissons et Galipettes – xHamster.com_xvid

‘Thank God I took out the duck scene’

A secret stash of naughty silent films turned up in a Paris attic, and producer Michel Reilhac knew he had to put them on the big screen. Will Hodgkinson reports

by Will Hodgkinson (for The Guardian, Friday 12 March 2004)

Our great-grandparents were rather less prudish than we might imagine. Decades before pornography became big business, naughty French people were making dirty films for the fun of it. In The Good Old Naughty Days, a collection of 12 silent films from the earliest years of the 20th century, nuns, priests, teachers – even a dog – play out sexual dramas in a wide variety of inventive positions, locations and logistical arrangements. And, unlike the stars of today’s films for the one-handed viewer, everyone looks like they’re enjoying themselves. Even the dog.

  1. The Good Old Naughty Days (Polissons et galipettes)
  2. Production year: 2002
  3. Country: France
  4. Cert (UK): R-18
  5. Runtime: 71 mins
  6. Directors: Michel Reilhac

“The difference is money,” says Michel Reilhac, the French director and producer who put The Good Old Naughty Days together. “These films were made as a joke by people who had no idea of performing to the camera, and you can tell: the way they carry themselves is entirely natural. By the 1930s people realised that they could make money with these films and they became another thing entirely. The charm and innocence was gone.”

Reilhac doesn’t fit into the conventional image of a pornographer. A polite, courteous, almost lavender man, he seems the model of bourgeois propriety. He shares an immaculately smart converted warehouse in Paris’s chic 9th arrondissement with his wife and three teenage children, who are all about to leave for their second home in Kenya. But Reilhac’s film is more social history than pornography, showing an uninhibited side of working-class life from the beginning of the century not captured elsewhere. It gives us a relationship with long-dead people who would have otherwise only been represented by highly formal photo ]graphs, if at all. And since the average French man has always been able to look at naked women without exploding into fits of giggles or frenzied lust, The Good Old Naughty Days has been accepted in its native country as the valid historical document that it is.

The story of The Good Old Naughty Days begins in the attic room of what Reilhac coyly terms “the house of a very respectable family in Paris” – so respectable that the family have remained anonymous for fear of scandal being attached to their good name. Following the death of the patriarch, relatives discovered a stash of 30 one-reel dirty movies, dating back to the turn of the century, hidden in a secret cupboard in his study. None of the family had known about the existence of these films, which were hurriedly turned over to the National Film Archive.

“I was organising an international festival of film archives,” says Reilhac on how he heard about the old man’s private passion. “We had invited the French actor Pascal Gregory to do some programming and he wanted to screen a pornographic movie. It sounded like cheap provocation to me, but a friend mentioned these porn films from the silent days that were really funny. So I called up the National Film Archive and began to learn about this world that none of us knew about.”

The films have very little in common with conventional pornography and a lot to do with the frank but double-sided attitude towards sexuality in early 20th-century France. The crew of conventional films made the blue movies on their days off: they would borrow some costumes, a camera and a reel of film, find the nearest whorehouse and pay a couple of prostitutes a few francs to star alongside them in comic but extremely explicit sexual farces. The prostitutes’ fee made up the entire cost of the movie. One of the films, The Musketeer’s Dinner, features a French infantryman who has a meal in an outdoor restaurant before two waitresses decide to make his lunch a highly memorable one. It was made during the filming of a 1920 film, The Three Musketeers, in the Paris suburb of Redon, and its happy star would have been a jobbing electrician or a cameraman taking advantage of his boss’s day off.

The men and women who took part in the films were not professional actors. They had no concept of the camera as something that could make their image live outside of themselves – there is none of the self-consciousness that you might have expected because they had no idea that anyone would ever see these films, and they did not have the relationship with a camera that we have today. The most artful it gets is the way the women make themselves alluring by arching their arms behind their head and languidly reclining on sofas; a likely nod to Manet’s nudes of the same period. “The films give a perspective on our great-grandparents’ attitudes to sex, which were that it’s very much like eating and drinking,” says Reilhac. “Sexual desire was a natural thing, and whatever was at hand to satisfy that desire was fair game.”

The films poke fun at authority figures. In 1925′s Abbot Bitt at the Convent two nuns forget their sacred vows over a church altar; a youth spies on them through a hole in the wall and when Abbott Bitt arrives to discover this sacrilegious scene he starts buggering him. In 1920′s School Spanking a teacher finds novel ways of disciplining her girls, before the headmaster arrives to prove himself equally ill-equipped to restore order While lesbian scenes are often provided for the titillation of straight men in modern porn films, homosexual ones are rare. But these films were an extension of the clandestine world of the brothel, where society’s conventions were overturned. At a time when there was no formal concept of homosexuality as a lifestyle choice, most brothels offered young men as well as women. And the films show strong women in control, leading the way, and apparently taking as much pleasure as the men. Perhaps inevitably, the films were co-opted by the brothels themselves.

Knowledge of the blue movies filtered out through the prostitutes borrowed from the huge Parisian whorehouses that the vast majority of French men visited. The brothels were a legal and important part of society that was accepted if not necessarily talked about, and most men had two sexual lives: with their wives and with their prostitutes. As young men were expected to know what to do with their (in theory) virgin brides come the wedding night, elder relatives would take them to the brothel to receive their sexual education. There are letters from Marcel Proust to his grandfather in which the great novelist complains of his father’s refusal to fund his weekly visit to the whorehouse. The films were to provide an important function for those yet to be initiated into the sexual life.

“The films started to be shown in Paris brothels,” explains Reilhac. “We found printed programmes that showed how they were screened at regular hours in the waiting rooms – young men would find out how sex went by watching them before losing their virginity to a prostitute.” Wealthy private collectors, who in turn commissioned more dirty movies, bought some of the films – the grandfather of this respectable family house was one, as was King Alfonso XIII of Spain, who had a passion for women with enormous breasts. In this way the pornographic film industry was born.

The reactions to Reilhac’s film say a lot about the sexual mores of the countries it has been shown in. French audiences have been made up of couples and friends who have found the film hilarious, but in Spain it has been predominantly single men who have gone to see it in secret. “The word of mouth publicity that we were relying on didn’t happen there,” sighs Reilhac. “There was a shame element attached to it, which I think has to do with Spain being a Catholic country. The scenes with the nuns and the priest were a big problem because that was perceived as an attack on the church. I had to take out a sequence where the nuns were having penetration with candles. It is illegal to show a desecration of holy objects in Spain.”

In the UK the film will be released with an R-18 certificate, the designation hitherto confined to hardcore porn only available in licensed sex shops. This is the first time for over a decade that this sort of film has been given a mainstream cinema release. But the chief concern at early screenings here was over the welfare of a dog that provides a service to a lady of dubious moral fibre. “We had a screening at the Chelsea Arts Club in London,” says Reilhac. “Two women were very upset about the dog, and they kept asking if it was harmed in any way. I told them that as far as I could tell that little dog was very happy. Thank God I took out the scene with the duck.” Nothing is done to the dog; it is the dog that does the doing. Is something done to the duck? “Oh yes, most definitely.”

A Multiple Rape Case

Watch this video by No Comment of Euronews

and re-consider everything that has to do with Rape…

Rape of Art?

Rape of a woman?

Rape of Human Rights?

or Political Rape?

You can read Jacob Zuma’s biography here

#23 My Porno Project – Semen, Blood & Golden Shower

It’s a fact that some people can be aroused sexually by the imperative and sadistic attitude of neonazism. And so far I can understand and even accept it. I know many men who are in love with their “Mistress” without being a “Slave” and many female slaves who are in love with their master. This is the typical game of dominant and dominated subjects

I also know that most of the neonazis are in love with themselves, they are very narcissistic and their militaristic behaviour expands in every level of their life.

…so far so “good”… In Greece we have a  neonazi political party which is  called “Golden Dawn”. In our recent elections they gained a 7% in the Greek parliament so I felt the urge to dedicate My Porno Project #23 plus a Golden Shower to them and their short term “victory”

…since the election process is not over as I sense, I think it would be wise for us all to read this text by Manos Hatzidakis plus the following books

Neonazistic blood is not and will never be part of Greek Democracy

You can listen to MPP (only in Greek – but with excellent music by Loukas Dimitrellos) here: #23 Αίμα, Σπέρμα & Χρυσή Βροχή

My Porno Project is hosted every Tuesday 22:00-23:00 @ Beton7 Art Radio

#21 black OR white

…no need to hung yourself, although death by erotic asphyxiation is a good reason to die for… My Porno Project is here for you, you, you, you, and you…. (and many many more….)                    








watch Black Tie here (with English subtitles)

if you speak Greek you should read an exclusive contemporary poet in this link

During the acoustic part of last night’s MPP I was reading parts of the “Handbook of Good Manners for Little Girls”, and yes I have a link for english reading here thanks to a dear friend!

you can listen to MPP #21 black OR white

Music selection by Lambros Bassaras

Thank you Mat & Sarantis

#20 My Porno Project – Easter Bunnies & Other Stories

MPP is getting bigger and stronger…!

…we have our own logo and a new home which is

Last night @ Beton7 Art Radio we’ve mubbled about Easter Bunnies








…virgin Mary, Mother of Jesus

…virginity and chastity










…and Mary Magdalene

All the above where under the selected music of Nicol Chorinopoulou

You listen to MPP here: #20 Easter Bunnies & Other Stories

All Time Porno Classic

It doesn’t really matter how you’ve played your cards in life, betting on devil or virtue……follow the snake…

…fuck a banana…or tasted a bit of flesh from your lover’s heart…growing old should find you whispering “If I had my live to live over I would have life filled-engulfed and sonsumed by lust…”

Vanessa Del Rio is the living example of that…